Helpful monkey wallpapers entire home. Texas man abducted by aliens. National sports association hires. Dedicated thespian has teeth pulled to play. Three-year-old genius graduates High School. Embarrassed teen accidentally uses valuable rare postage stamp. Principal punishes students with bad impressions. Retired grocer constructs tiny mount rushmore entirely of cheese. X-ray reveals Doctor left wristwatch inside patient. Clumsy Grandmother serves delicious dessert by mistake. Retired woman starts new career in monkey fashions. Circus strongman runs for PTA president.High School Shop Class construts bicycle. Ohio Town saved from killer bees by hungry vampire bats. Nevada Man invents piano with 21 extra keys. Clever chemist makes chewing gum from soap. Minnesota man claims monkey bowled perfet game. Ingenious scientistinvents car. Car gears stick in reverse. Shocking fashion statement terrorizes town. Feisty millionaire fills potholes with hundred-dollar bills.